cheerios launched as weight-Lifted grandson crawls linearly

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Who is miffed at the swimming instructor? Can Dan photograph what Nazy can only hear? (What if the sound came from Vandenberg Air Force Base?) Who likes Cheerios? And does not like half a jar of Apples and Blueberries? Why does Dan no longer need to lift weights. (At the gym?) Read More...
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Wedding poems precipitate Waffling pumpkins

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Do adult offspring ever listen to even more adult parents? Do you want them to listen? (Do diapers have anything to do with subject?) Can an itinerant poet cope with weird atmospherics and Dan’s repartee? Where do they create orange Mount Rushmore’s? And waffles make an appearance.

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rainy glaciers express romantic ribeauville hotels

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Where would you find a ‘romantic room’ (La chambre Romantique) suitable for a ménage à trois? (Hint: It’s not in Switzerland.) What rare event made Dan forgo dessert? (Astonishingly, it wasn’t a turnip cake.) How do you keep the birds from eating your grapes? Read More...
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Clam-digger spectacles and laser dummies


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In the trousers category: are polka dots more powerful than clam diggers? Is “it’s a little better” a ringing endorsement for Dan’s new website? Is there a military laser strong enough to correct 20-50,000 vision?

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Candle-lit, body-painted turniped boars


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Can a candle-lit wild boar turn your world upside down?  How is body paint related to mud-caked sewers and Smurfette? Will Nazy be crushed by a scheduling problem? Read More...
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