Carpenter Ants devour Losing Lakers’ Swiss Army Knife

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Are there any carpenter ants in Santa Barbara? Can you eliminate carpenter ants with a Swiss Army Knife? (Well, maybe not, but you can open a bottle of wine so that you can imbibe while the ants eat your house.) Did the Lakers get reelected, eh, did they win the championship? Why did the pest exterminator recommend acquisition of Daddy-Longlegs? Who has an atlas collection taller than the Atlas Mountains — and a coin collection that weighs more than an aircraft carrier? And, finally, what does a bulldozer have in common with a jellyfish?