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party line iPhone Bings flawed outlook account
10-04-16 16:42
How did Australia infiltrate the family iPhone network? And did Dan really drop Siri on the Barbie? Does anyone remember what a ‘party line’ means — relative to a telephone? How did Siri drag Microsoft into the fray? And is my call “important to anyone”? What drove Dan and Nazy to go walkabout? Can the damage done by a two year old with a remote be undone? Read More...
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No Macbroke return for thirsty flower-eating gophers
19-07-14 09:18
How did Dan’s MacBook Pro turn into a MacBroke Slab? (Did an unsteady can of Coke zero have something to do with it?) How much can Apple charge (with a straight face) to replace a keyboard? How did the local hardware store get ahold of Syria’s chemical weapons? Why are mountain lions eating Nazy’s flowers? Read More...
Universal apples Remotely control stylish pregnant weather
01-02-14 08:18
Can Dan successfully deploy a universal remote to replace 4 remote control devices for the ‘smart’ TV? Okay, that was too easy: can Dan, with Darius’ help, arrange a successful deployment? Why is US internet/cable TV service expensive and lower quality? (Note: This question is distinct from subjective observations about the quality of the TV programs themselves.) How will Martin Family intervention fix the California draught?
Read More...Laotian tigers warm Vacuum packed NSA Fingerprints
21-09-13 14:34
Would you classify a bicycle excursion through a tiger-infested jungle as safe? Where do unemployable physicists find jobs? (Think derivatives, homeland security and climate models.) Who discovered Humphrey Bogart’s fishing boat - vacuum packed in Santa Barbara? Where should you go if you have a desperate need for a menage de trois venue? And, finally, why does the NSA recommend that iPhone 5S? Read More...
Dancing horse crushes jurassic Mountain kitten maverick
17-08-13 11:57
Is it a good idea to buy a product that forces you to upgrade the MacBook’s Operating System? (Hint: Dan upgraded from Snow Leopard to Valley Kitten.) What company thinks it’s a good business practice to make it impossible to buy their products? (Hint: the company has a smart-phone market share of 3.7%.) Who would buy such a phone? (Hint: His name is ‘Dan’.) How many dancing horses are need for the Old Spanish Days Fiesta in Santa Barbara? (Hint: The Horses can’t Tango.) What is the lead exhibit in the Museum of Jurassic Technology? (Hint: It is impossible to come up with a hint for this one.) Read More...
Sunny Gluon Apples iGrow perfect orchids
04-03-12 09:49
Does Nazy’s orchid garden mediate the strong nuclear force as a gauge boson? Why is Dan scanning the iStore for books written in Bulgarian? What are the most prevalent atomic particles: protons,neutrons, electrons or morons? And, was Western Union’s CEO able to find a company employee who cared about customers? Read More...