September 2013
Excavation in dewey Paducah requires Hi-Tech socks
Who is brave enough to ‘check out’ the storage closet that’s been undisturbed for 15 years? (Dan’s hope insured destruction hadn’t come to pass.) How did Dan put his knowledge of spherical coordinates and solid geometry to practical use? And why wasn’t Nazy practically thrilled by the results? Is there a word for gravity-immune, electrostatically-levitated moisture pellets? Is there, in fact, a way to measure rain that doesn’t hit the ground? Read More...
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Laotian tigers warm Vacuum packed NSA Fingerprints
Would you classify a bicycle excursion through a tiger-infested jungle as safe? Where do unemployable physicists find jobs? (Think derivatives, homeland security and climate models.) Who discovered Humphrey Bogart’s fishing boat - vacuum packed in Santa Barbara? Where should you go if you have a desperate need for a menage de trois venue? And, finally, why does the NSA recommend that iPhone 5S? Read More...
vitamin transplants tomato eating Japanese beetle
Is it necessary to buy organic sneakers in California? (sneakers = trainers in the UK; sneakers = gympies in The Netherlands; sneakers = tennis shoes in 1954) Why does a New Jersey childhood trauma involving the state university of New Jersey and Japanese invaders still haunt Dan? Where do you find spices and bananas?
Read More...Beirut burning man with high blood pre$$ure
What is an Art-Car? (It’s not the 1952 Studebaker, with the hole in the floor, that I owned in High School.) Who would invent a festival sized for 68,000 participants without selling tee-shirts? Why has Dan’s doctor prescribed hemlock and banned grapes? Switzerland was expensive, but what is even more expensive (and much less fun) in California? How was Darius’ mini-holiday in Cyprus?
Read More...danish family mission launches holiday plumber
01-09-13 12:02 Humor,California
How did development of a Martin Family Mission statement generate a drive to Lompoc? Did Dan really need his chain saw to detach the arachnid trap? What (exactly) does the ‘check engine’ light mean? Are you aware of the risks associated with basil and garbage disposals? And - who brings two cooks and a luxury RV to the Burning Man festival? Read More...