Calculus Professors Prepare Challenging Tango program
How much time does it take to develop a course or a new program? Is it easier to teach Calculus than Tango? Is it possible to compose Hip-Hop music in Sweden? Can Big Foot Dance? Read More...
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Can Nazy communicate with the voice recognition controls on the navigation computer? (I asked Siri on the iPhone 5 and she said: ‘Try asking your question in a different way’.) Will the magic word (weather) that absolves all airline sin work in an IT environment? (On a related topic, is it true that Catholic Priests whisper ‘weather’ after a confession?) Does anyone know what the ‘check engine’ light means? Read More...
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Is it a good idea to buy a product that forces you to upgrade the MacBook’s Operating System? (Hint: Dan upgraded from Snow Leopard to Valley Kitten.) What company thinks it’s a good business practice to make it impossible to buy their products? (Hint: the company has a smart-phone market share of 3.7%.) Who would buy such a phone? (Hint: His name is ‘Dan’.) How many dancing horses are need for the Old Spanish Days Fiesta in Santa Barbara? (Hint: The Horses can’t Tango.) What is the lead exhibit in the Museum of Jurassic Technology? (Hint: It is impossible to come up with a hint for this one.) Read More...
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Would you defy an authoritarian mandate to slack the thirst of a parched stranger? What if the stranger was your lawn? (And the authority was the city water commission?) Can Dan find a way to complain about the weather in Santa Barbara? Who decided to live in Houston? And why is Dan wearing a beret and speaking with a forked tongue? (Or was that wearing a cowboy hat and speaking with a European accent?)
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Are Dan and Nazy ready for the sophisticated humor of Monty Python? (In an outdoor theatre?) Can Madame Ganna drive her Lotus in Montecito, California? How do Kate (the Princess plant) and Jeff (the Germanium) react to fertilizer and water? (And what if it’s too much of both?) Is there an airline that doesn’t require cabin staff to have known the Wright brothers personally? How was Dan (boarding group 5) able to be the first person on the airplane?