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Carpenter Ants devour Losing Lakers’ Swiss Army Knife

06-06-21 18:14
arrow and azelle beach sand May 2021


Are there any carpenter ants in Santa Barbara? Can you eliminate carpenter ants with a Swiss Army Knife? (Well, maybe not, but you can open a bottle of wine so that you can imbibe while the ants eat your house.) Did the Lakers get reelected, eh, did they win the championship? Why did the pest exterminator recommend acquisition of Daddy-Longlegs? Who has an atlas collection taller than the Atlas Mountains — and a coin collection that weighs more than an aircraft carrier? And, finally, what does a bulldozer have in common with a jellyfish? Read More...
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Galloping Gertie blows out ferry-less sunlit rainforest volcano

22-04-21 17:24
The Martin Families Palm Sunday 2021
What excuse would you use to dash to the store to get a bottle of Champagne? More important, why do you need an excuse to get a bottle of Champagne? Will the collected Families Martin make the 2:00 Ferry to Whidbey Island? Did anyone think that the Ferry might be cancelled? Will the Bayview Cafe have what Dan orders? Will Carteret High School beat the Green Bay Packers? For Ferry Cancellation, the alternative route crosses the Tacoma Narrows Bridge? Did you know that Galloping Gertie also crossed (for a short while) the Tacoma Narrows? Where can you find a temperate rain forest?
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musical beds and sleepless kids drive and putt costly parking ticket

20-08-19 22:11
The Tiger jammies August 2019 with Naz


Can Tiger handle a putter? How about a driver? Tennis Racket? Can he drive Dan crazy by making a racket? If you see a parking warden heading your way … while you’re parked in a red zone, is it wise to drive off? More to the point, what should you do before you drive off? And how did the State of California figure it out? How did the High School reunion go? When was the last time you played musical beds with three children? And do you have Tiger PJs? Read More...
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