May 2020
calendar challenged trees fight abrasive TP on the Pinta
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What has taken longer than Columbus’ trip from Europe to the “New World’? And why has Dan named his Volvo ‘The Pinta’? How did the driftwood manage to irritate Dan and Nazy? Did you know that bulk purchased toilet paper good for scraping algae off of aquariums? (Highly abrasive.) Is Tiger taking after Dan when it comes to letter writing? How are Nazy’s art classes with Arrow going? When is the (virtual Kindergarten graduation?) Read More...
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Flower watering with marbles, mazes, masks and mobility
Who are you going to call when the blooming flowers need to be watered? Gardensplashers! How well will Azelle uphold water can traditions established by Tiger and Arrow? Can Arrow match Nazy’s big hat panache? How many soap bubbles can Tom launch from his balcony while simultaneously wrestling with Azelle? Who can build the highest marble maze? And what’s the future of the self-serve salad bar?
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Neptune squashes coronas as Tiger zeros in on Nazy’s tree
What does Tiger want to be ‘when he grows up’? What’s his proposal for “Corona Virus Squashing”? (And why does it involve a hose from Neptune?) When Azelle joins the circus, will she be an escape artist or a trapeze performer? How is Arrow doing with his ‘wizard counting’ project? Does Auriane need help eating? Or, more specifically, will Auriane countenance any help when it comes to food? What do you do when you family tree needs a, eh, graft? Read More...
rainbow connection in tidy, watery pajama party sleepover
Will Tiger and Arrow ‘get’The Rainbow Connection? Why does Dan need to check his Pajama inventory? Does everything associated with water leak? Everything? Does Azelle really find and hide lock picks and other break in — or more specifically — break out equipment? Who choose the official animal of the Covid-19 pandemic? (And what was the selection?) Was The Martin Family hoarding? Read More...
Vacuum seals vie with mentos, cola and red tail hawks
Why would Nazy ask (gasp!) Dan for help cooking Persian rice? And why did Dan’s suggestion — a suggestion that involved using the freezer — turn out to be appropriate? How can a substitute kindergarten science teacher spice up science class? Hint: think Diet Coke and Mentos. What apocalyptic event caused The Martin Family to discard an unused roll of precious toilet paper? How much do Nazy’s eye drops cost — without insurance? Who reads upside down? And who is learning to stand up? Read More...